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Writing humor is as easy as falling off a log
It's a whole lot drier, too. Interested in writing humor? Here's the deal: Remember I promised the Contact Us page(s) wouldn't be boring here? Okay. If you enter a humorous poem about [CONTACT] in the form below, here's what we'll do in return: 1. Read it very carefully and with respect. 2. If it's clean, humorous, and includes the word [contact], I will publish it on a special poetic-humor Contributor's Page (with a Contributiond button on our Home Page and elsewhere) for a minimum of three months.
3. If your creation doesn't quite fit our website, we'll let you know AND let you know why. 4. IF you want no-charge mentoring, I'll personally suggest possible amendments (I don't say "improvements" because often it's simply a matter of taste, not quality.). 5. If you choose, you amend and resubmit as many times as you like. A point ----> about copyright: You retain all rights to the material you submit with these exceptions: Poetic-humor.com receives the right to publish said material on this website for a period not to exceed one year. A point ----> about copyright: You further certify that any and all poems you submit are your original creation(s) and that you hold us harmless from any legal action should such not be the case.
Now, if you're writing humor here or elsewhere, it helps to read up on a few hints and maybe an example or two. Since I'm something of a limerick-a-holic, I'll offer one as an example of writing humor in that form--but remember, YOUR creation may be in any form at all, even free verse! ================================================================= There once was a car nearly hijacked By one who wanted to make contact The driver, a girl Was his entire world But all he got was his face smacked ================================================================= Please feel free to submit as many poetic humor writings as you like; we look forward to receiving every one. With appreciation, Fred
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