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We all know and admire those with poor health who, unaware of Wonder Laboratories, can still laugh

On the other hand, Wonder Laboratories does everything possible to keep us from having to do it that way...and that's a good thing.

Sure, there's plenty of medical humor around. After all, there are plenty of medical PROBLEMS to go around. But there's plenty of leaping-over-tall-buildings-in-a-single-bound humor, too...and I like that better.

For more than a decade, I'd been looking for a REALLY GOOD oral chelation product for my personal use. Chelate comes from a Greek word meaning claw, and that's just what it does: Once in your bloodstream, it seeks out those nasty plaque deposits in your arteries.

When it finds them, it claws them loose, dissolves that gunk, and flushes it out through the kidneys. I wanted that.

Note: I'm no doctor, and I'm not giving medical advice. There are hundreds if not thousands of articles out there explaining all this. You don't have to start with Wonder Laboratories; just plug in the term [oral chelation] on your favorite Search Engine.

Why it never occurred to me to do just that (run a Search) on the Internet, I'll never know. But one day, we got a thick sales booklet in the mail promoting EDTA, the amino acid that is, according to all the research, a MOST effective chelation agent.

It was very expensive, but it worked. I got a lot of health benefits, which I won't go into here, because each of us is different. It DID work...but it cost way too much.

When I finally got around to finding Wonder Laboratories, it was like, Well, DUH! They had EDTA for a FRACTION of what I'd been paying, and better quality at that (pharmaceutical grade versus food grade).

Like the lioness in the outstanding Gerry Legere photo below, I felt I had to tell the world.


Feel free to click on the picture to see more great photos, but do come back. Like the old commercial line says, But Wait! There's more!

For example, there's the poetic humor I couldn't resist writing after learning that, with EDTA, you can actually see clouds of the plaque being flushed...if you save your urine in a jar. As the average teenaged girl might say, Ew-w-w-w, Gross!

Of course, if you're in a hurry, you can click on the banner (my wife's favorite) or the link below to check out the company directly, too.

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Too Weird By Far
Copyright 2006 by Fred Baker

I started out an athlete
In my arrogance and youth
I believed I could not be destroyed
And that's the simple truth
But then I got some older
And figured out the facts
Thank goodness I found Wonder
Laboratories, and all that
But now I've got a question:
Am I way too weird by far?
'Cause I'm studying my urine
That I saved inside a jar!

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All righty then. You could click now on another great Gerry Legere photo and follow those geese on over to Wonder Laboratories immediately...

Or, you could take the time to skim through our DBR-10 listing:

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-----------------Ten Benefits Of Supplements From Wonder Laboratories-------------

1. Pharmaceutical Grade products. Every supplement is manufactured to the high standards found at your local pharmacy.

2. Super Discount pricing. We're often able to get three products from Wonder Laboratories for the price of one elsewhere.

3. Easy website navigation.

4. They have many supplements that are hard to find elsewhere. (Writing this line reminded me of two I need to get after I'm done for this shift online.) 5. They're not going anywhere and have, in fact, been around since 1996. That's a bunch in Internet years.

6. How To Shop guide to help us understand how to find what you want without fuss.

7. Free Shipping on orders over $100. (We seldom take advantage of this, since a few dollars buys a whole lot and the hundred-dollar mark is not often reached...but we SHOULD.)

8. Quick Shipping. We've never had to wait long for our stuff. Since we sometimes procrastinate and don't order till we're already out, that's important.

9. Extremely Secure site: Hacker Safe, BBB seal, AND a GoDaddy Secure Site; they keep us covered from every angle.

10. Good people to talk to. We mostly order online, but whenever we've needed to pick up the phone, their people have invariably been both friendly and helpful.

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That's about it, except for one last thing: Later on, when you have great testimonials about what Wonder Laboratories products have done for YOUR health, we'd love to hear about them.

Good Health and Good Humor to you,

Fred

Wonder Laboratories Home Pie In The Sky


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