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As a proud owner of Jade Market products, you're all set

With a red jade horse carving or a cinnabar dragon vase from Jade Market as your centerpiece, how could you not smile? As with many of our Recommendations, we dealt with this company extensively before ever building this website.

In Jade Market's case, we started by selling a number of their remarkable products on eBay. One such item was a rare red jade horse carving. The winning bidder was a lady from New Mexico who wanted the statue for her daughter.

It was almost a disaster in that our bidder loved the horse so much, she had to fight herself to let it go, even to such a close loved one!

Our outstanding supplier had shipped promptly and with beautiful packaging that did nothing to detract from the awesome carving itself. Now we have a new friend with whom we exchange emails, too. When you represent the best, good things happen.

We'd like to show you the horse carving that started it all, but--not surprisingly--they sold out. So we'll take a look at a stunning gemstone globe they have in several sizes. I want one!

In fact, I want the biggest one...as soon as we get our dream house built in southeastern Colorado and have a proper place for it.

In the meantime, we stay in touch with Vic, the owner of Jade Market. Hmmm....maybe we can persuade him to put one of those globes aside for our new place....

But of course, there MUST be a touch of relevant poetic humor.

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Cheap Date
Copyright 2007 by Pamela Baker

There's only one problem I can see
With the online store known as Jade Market
My man wants a globe, but I want it all
Or at least every third thing they have
So get me a U-Haul plus two 18-wheelers
And bring me every carving, vase
And bit of jewelry
Show me the way to lay out my display
I want my STUFF, every piece that I can
Feng Shui is okay, but I won't stop there
Until I'm like Scrooge McDuck
With a vault full of things
My husband is amused and spoils me as well
Reminding me that when we met
I assured him I was a cheap date
Oh no! I did not lie or even fib
I said a cheap date
But whoever in their right mind wants to be
A cheap wife?

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Uh, hey. Wait a minute. Is that humor? I'm not so sure my honey is kidding!

Huh. I'll have to think about that. In the meantime, here is our DBR-10 listing for this fine company:

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-----------------Ten Points Of Excellence For Jade Market Hong Kong----------------


1. Their imported Asian products, jade and otherwise, are unmatched. Anywhere.

2. Their owner, Vic. He travels the world, searching for and finding treasures for us, yet can be reached by email wherever he may be...AND he does get back to you. I should know!

3. Options for doing business. Vic takes great care of his customers, and he ALSO takes care of you if you want to become a Dealer, or hook up with him as an Affiliate Marketer. Problem? He'll help solve it, and he won't take all year to do it.

4. Beautiful packaging. Our friend who was winning bidder on the red jade horse carving marveled at that; it had her convinced even before she opened the box.

5. At any step beyond that of retail customer, their discount rates are more than fair.

6. Mia the Avatar. She's a very pretty lady, a bit of Artificial Intelligence, who TALKS to you when you visit the website.

7. FSusion, Jade Market's ingeniuous fusion of the ancient Chinese art of Feng Shui with our Western culture. (To see what we mean, take a look at their line of FSusion PanAsian vases.)

8. Constant influx of NEW never-before-seen products as they find and purchase only the finest for our consideration.

9. For eBay sellers, their Auction Rental Plan is unbelievable. Reserve an item for a tiny amount. They hold it for you. If it doesn't sell, you owe them nothing else. If it does, they ship it.

10. Jade, jade, jade. I wasn't going to put a second graphic on this page...but their largest GREEN jade horse changed my mind.

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One closing thought--and a strange one for me, at that. Perhaps one day, one of us Jade Market fans will form a Fan Club. The Club could even host Jade Parades, where the members get together to display the finest portions of their collections. Wow. We could have prizes, and of course Asian cuisine both catered in and sampled in various cities.

Whoa. I'm sounding like a young girl with a crush here, not a 64-year-old, been-around-the-block old cowboy. Well. That's one way of illustrating the point: This company stirs a collector's passion like no other.

Give 'em a click on the link below, and find out why.

Thanks for reading,

Fred

Jade Market Hong Kong Home Pie In The Sky


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