Known for its ability to express emotion, Japanese haiku structure can also amuse. Little poem, big impact! Some great cat-inspired
haiku
is available (click on link) for your chuckling pleasure.
This being written in December, though, shouldn't we have a LITTLE bit of
Reindeer
humor as well? Seems like...okay. Here we go.
Note: It turns out that male reindeer lose their antlers in EARLY winter. Santa Claus can only use GIRL reindeer on Christmas Eve. Hmm...wonder how Mr. and Mrs.Claus really feel about that....
Figure you can do better? Hey, I'm pretty sure you can, too!
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