Mrs. Copas and I love classic blonde jokes...as long as the blondes come out winners

Hi. My name is Danny Copas, and I come from a long line of men who love classic blonde jokes. In ours, though, the blondes always have to come out on top? Why? Well, see, the men in our family have always preferred blondes. Except for one.

Cousin Gareth has always been...different.

Anyway, when you love a lady, laughing at her for being a dumb blonde is a really, really bad idea. Especially since my own blonde wife was Salutatorian of her high school and actually inherited street smarts to go with all that book learning.

In self defense, we Copas men have passed down a few classic blonde jokes that, so far as we know, originated with our own ancestors. In other words, we believe them to be original material...and here they are.

(Back pain? Insomnia? For quick relief to make you date-ready, click on the blonde!)

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Questions And Answers About Blondes For The 21st Century

Q: How many blondes does it take to cross the road?
A: Enough to make sure the redheads and brunettes get across safely.

Q: Why did Blondie win the popularity contest?
A: Redheady and Brunetty just couldn't get the votes.

Q: How did the blonde learn to levitate when neither the brunette nor the redhead could get off the ground?
A: Her hair was lighter than the others. (No, the correct answer does NOT involve the term Airhead.)

Q: Why do gentlemen prefer blondes?
A: Because most men won't read any more than they have to, and blondes come first in the alphabet.

Q: Why are there so many more blonde jokes than redhead jokes or brunette jokes?
A: (For Brunettes) Because blondes are so much easier to remember.
A: (For Redheads) Because redheads beat you up if you laugh at them.

Q: Why is blonde a one-syllable word when both redhead and brunette have two each?
A: Because if she's not a blonde, it takes a little longer for a man to know he wants one.

Q: Why did the blonde screw in the light bulb?
A: To make the room bright enough for the brunette to be seen.

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Keep the good stuff coming.

Thanks for reading,

Fred

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